Obligatory New Years post

Why do we say "happy New Years" as opposed to the grammatically correct "happy new year" it's always been an interesting conundrum for me. I'm mostly positive that this is the latest I've stayed up, maybe ever. Okay, I've pulled all nighters before, I was a teenager, it happens, but the latest I've stayed up in the past year was maybe 12:30 once or twice and I certainly don't look forward to doing this again. I think it's funny how we start off our new year with a headache from the night before and lack of sleep. This is why I will end up a spinster because I have an old soul and no one around to appreciate it. I'm done with this place. Writing from the guest bedroom at Marissas parents house, goodnight, world