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True loves means when your girlfriend tells you she can't stand zombies at all, explaining to her in great detail exactly how it's not something she ever needs to be worried about because long story short, zombies are slow and people are smart, but that will never happen because we live in the real world. Now that I'm no longer worried about a zombie apocalypse I feel a lot better about life in general and now there is more room in my thoughts for other things. Just kidding, I wasn't that worried about it, but every time I thought about zombies I would shudder, those days are gone. "Unless you can be weird with them, it's not worth it" words of wisdom from my man. We're quickly becoming weirder by the minute :)